Ah, the joy of being a parent. They are soft, cute, appealing, tasty chicken fingers we eat now rem

I remember the time when you were my articles interesting and super mega hardly wait to announce something new? Well it is due to "your shit never smell unless iskochish of kenefot to go to the room and take the mobile which I had forgotten again and go back" phenomenon.
The rest of the saga here. Ability man can not constantly feel the same sensation is very good feature of evolutionary standpoint, but very bad from a romantic point of view, because it is physically impossible to constantly feel butterflies in the stomach every time you type you explain something related to love and evolution (if after several months still feel butterflies, go to the doctor, you may have hormonal imbalance).
Nothing says "I grew up in the 90s and then the last time I have updated my taste in clothes" as wearing a denim shirt. Although not addressed having a baby globally, denim shirts associated with a carefree time where in Macedonia listen Backstreet Boys or if you bet hardcore No Doubt.
Since the trend now is to either patriot or Sorosoide, but not communists, wearing such a symbol of generation grew up with cheap milk Ante Markovic is considered acceptable as it is considered unacceptable putting two brackets for the needs of a smile :: ) - acceptable :)) - unacceptable :))) - acceptable
Ah, the joy of being a parent. They are soft, cute, appealing, tasty chicken fingers we eat now reminded me to thank my parents do not put a sticker with my face on the trunk of their car.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think these parents are the worst parents that may exist. Because you need to inform the driver behind you that you have a child? To be cautious having a baby and not uchuka you from behind? Nobody intentionally wants fucking hit you! The taxi driver I come before X time I said: "Excuse me young man, but I noticed that you have a child with you in the car and standing on the gas pedal instead of caress." Enough cultural taxi driver now when you think about it.
Shit happens, and label with the name and picture of your child not to reduce their frequency. What you do is give me the knowledge to treat the child as a trophy, something to brag that you have succeeded in life in the absence of saying something sensible. So dress the child in his or Okaidi having a baby buy expensive watches. To show in front of friends, and he should not fucking watch the child.
How did birthday boy survived until now without having a baby a picture of his dearest moments immortalized picture and hung over his bed or workplace? And yes, we are fucking 21st century, we have 20,000 more Facebook or other services to share our photos with our friends or random Manjaca who had semi-provocative image. If I say that within the images have sentimental value, then you probably hipsteri and / or there is still no timeline on facebook because you're a bit back in time. For those who are up to date, but I respect the framing of the picture from the last wedding ceremony which was attended and which for some reason costs 150 denars najoptimalnoto here's the solution:
There is a very precise science by which a man can with great certainty to assess where another person having a baby lives, judging by his clothes: Tracksuits having a baby as variant having a baby = kezhual Airport Shatirana hair = Nerezi Getter = Gorce torn / faded jeans = s.Lisiche Everything you see here = Gennaro and little in film
Certainly this is not a precise science, certainly has a sympathizer of the Boys Town Park emptiness that you are in a city with a tracksuit, but invariably when you see someone wearing boxers will think you're the fucking selo or largest conurbation there. If you already want to be Seljak least wear these glasses, less flies in the face. Actually wait:
Or better yet, learn a new drinking game. Go through the city park on a sunny day especially with a bottle of brandy and drink a sip every time you see someone / village and glasses. I promise you a very interesting afternoon pass. It will also walk in the park with a bottle of brandy.
Najneznachajnoto thing that can happen is to become the day of your birthday and see 500 messages on your profile that range from extremely uninventive as "Happy Birthday" to the extremely having a baby inventive as "SR"
If you're like me shupci respond only to those who tried to message you message, otherwise you have to put all the Like or God forbid something to comment on them in the style of "CHD hahaha thank you brother, I hope not we took seriously conference yesterday that I prostitute having a baby because I have girlfriends birthday. pianos CHD job! "
But why limit ourselves to just congratulating birthdays. Social networks are a great place: the holidays having a baby congratulating congratulating engagement, marriage, baptisms, falling paricheto Che